Come over! Sit down. Have a snack. Care for some Ovaltine? Now that my little Surf Expo deal is over I have a fucking profusion of new work to show.
Instead of relaying twenty-something batons all at once so it’s super inconvenient and difficult and similar to the pure chaos and blind movement that goes on in between the armpits of wool blazers of rowdy sweaty cheering prospective horse-race gambling men, I’m going to ever so softly punch the fuck out of your eyes with only one or two or a few new works a day so you might be able to sit down with it and chew on it. Like a little cheetah cub. We are all little cheetah cubs.

Just Sit
3″x5″
$50

When They Say, ‘You Can’t Do That.’, They Are Merely Jealous
5″x7″
$75///SOLD
The details on every frame are hand-carved with a fishing knife my Dad gave me: the same fishing knife he used to sweep the scales off of snook and redfish and grouper he caught and smoked for me when I was a knee-high. Except I washed the knife.
All this shit will be for sale, email me if you’re interested. They’re all originals, by the way.
Check back tomorrow, I’ll be posting new works every day.
Use whatever tomorrow gives you.
I’m more than a little sad that “When They Say, ‘You Can’t Do That.’, They Are Merely Jealous” is sold… I will snatch up something else you have like that. Can you email me some?